Things I think are worth looking into (and so I can take credit for thinking of them when someone else does it years after...)

Accelerometer brake on a Chainsaw
- Detects a large G-shock indicative of loosing control, immediately brakes the chainsaw to prevent injury when it gets away from you

Start an Intern Coordinating Company
- HR Departments outsource keeping their interns entertained to us. We do inter-corporation events
- Coordinate helping find housing / roommates
- Make interns go away with a good feeling about the corporation
- Possibly going too far: Handle intern recruitment. Meet wtih interns one-on-one and see who fits
in at which companies best, most likely chance at retention of the intern
- Key to success: having a higher intern retention rate after the company is hired than any other
company in the industry

Street Festival in Gainesville, shut down university ave.
- BeerFest!
- Bring in a bunch of beer companies
- Host games
- Art Showcase
- Live local bands

Build a BattleBot

Host the first National Autonomous Beerpong Playing Robotics Tournament at UF

Reconfigurable virtual servers with virtual network connections
- Simply design your network needs in Visio and deploy to the virtual servers
- Zero configuration necessary

LADAR interaction software
- Get Telegram information
- Write a Direct3D interface to display results